ROBERT REDFORD LOOK OUT MAN, JACK SHIT IS COMING FOR YOUR TITLE! Or your name or whatever the hell that role was that you played in the movie was I'm not sure but apparently it looks like I got me some mad skills when it comes to communicating with the horses! In this particular case I was saying no so kind things about this lovely rescued horse named Chica! When my friend Chopper Doll found this horse she was starving and 3/4's on her way to certain death! Well I should have said our friend Chopper Doll because I'm sure she is probably your friend too! Anyway, to make a long story short, it had been a long time since we were out her way in Cali and I had yet to see the ranch where she keeps both of her RESCUED horses! The other horse, Memo, was in even worse shape and to add insult to the starvation issue, this horse had been beaten and abused as well. When I first saw the photos of these horses I could not wrap my head around how anyone could do this to such amazing creatures. Well after starving and literally having to fight for food, these two are fattened up and living like rock stars but old habits are hard to break and this beautiful blonde here, Chica, has not forgotten about having to fight for food and she still wants to eat anything that is put in front of her..... and anything that is put in front of any other horse or goat or chicken or..... well you get my drift! The work our dear friend has put into this property is incredible and I give her kudos and two thumbs up for the near unbelievable job she did in saving these two horses from their horrible lives or really, what was left of them.
While there I was so amazed at how beautiful the property was coming along and even more amazed at how great the horses looked, I took out my phone and began to record video and of course, I was commenting on it. Those of you who don't know me allow me to fill you in on this tidbit of info; I'm known for my ridiculous commentary when the camera is on, it's as if I forget that I'm holding the damn thing and no one, including myself ever knows what is going to come out of my mouth so for years any time something needed to be recorded, everyone just handed me the camera hoping for another moment of me putting my foot in my mouth or my head up my ass! Today, the only one to take exception to my commentary was Chica the horse. She was not at all impressed with me or the thoughts that I was conveying! So take a look at the video, it really is pretty damn funny and I would bet my ass on the fact that if I had every horse treat known to man, I could not have gotten this horse to do this with such impeccable timing! It's short, only about a minute and a half so I hope you enjoy it. I'll drop the link in below so all you have to do is click on it.
Until we see each other on the road again,
Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and The Man Off Your ASS!
Your friend,
Jack Shit
Jack Shit the horse pisser off!
I have had so many of you fine folks tell me how much you guys enjoy the wild, strange & sometimes manic life I lead and love hearing the stories about it and the people I share it with. Here's where I plan to spill it! Know this, YOU WILL GET NOTHING BUT BRUTAL HONESTY FROM ME, so expect nothing less!
You my friend are one in a million. Keeping it real.
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