It's been a good ride so far!

Since I was just a kid all I have ever wanted to do was to make people laugh or just smile. As a child, an educator sent a note home to my parents. It read; If your son thinks he is going to get through life making people laugh he is in for a RUDE AWAKENING! He is not living up to his potential. WELL, I'M STILL NOT! But at this site you will at least see me try. From the heart, thank you for even being interested, it means the world to me. I always say, I have not a single fan but many a friend!



Tuesday, February 21, 2012

I am so pumped over this!

So you guys know that I have been crazy busy with all the writing and other things I got going on. With all that, I'm getting ready for Daytona Beach Bike Week where I'll once again have the great honor of hosting Jay Allen's World Famous Broken Spoke Saloon then I shoot right back to AZ for Arizona Bike Week. We are always working to make these events better for all who attend. I get advance notice of course of all the things that we are working on but until they are written in stone, I can't say anything. You have no idea how hard that is sometimes. Well the stone has been carved and this is official, the one and only Uncle Kracker will be performing at the Broken Spoke Camp Ground in Sturgis for the 72nd Sturgis Motorcycle Rally! So make your plans, book your camping space and get ready for one hell of a rally! I grabbed up this video clip because I love this damn song! If I don't get to see you in Daytona or Arizona, I better damn well see you in Sturgis!



Until we see each other on the road again,

Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and the Man off your ASS!

Your friend,
Jack Shit

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Stunned I tell ya, fucking stunned!

No, I'm not stunned by the fact that Ms. Jasmine Cain will be once again rocking the stage at the Broken Spoke Saloon nor am I stunned that I am honored to be once again hosting the Broken Spoke for Daytona Bike Week.  What I am stunned and thrilled by is an achievement that I just noticed.  I've been away from the blog for some time now and I apologize to you for that but I have been busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.  In trying to keep up with what I call "real life", the every day shit we have to endure just to survive and getting my shit straight for both Daytona and AZ Bike Week, which this year come back to back and then being tasked to write the biggest story of my career, I have just not had to time to work on the blog.  I appreciate all the "where the fuck are you" mail and the "is everything okay" that comes in when I pull these disappearing acts, thank you guys so very much!  I assure you, all is well.

Now, what is the big damn deal you ask?  Well in my absence, my tiny lil blog here that began almost on a dare has now achieved regular readers in 100 countries!  This may not seem like a big deal to you and I'm sure it is not, but for me, I feel amazing over this!  It's all your damn fault anyway for sharing my writing and ranting with your friends, you sick bastards are the ones responsible for spreading Jack Shit's World, around the world so you only have yourselves to blame!

I've been spending countless hours a day on the phone, on the computer and typing my ass off trying to get this story together and I really feel like I am so very close.  I'll let you know when I get it done.  Oh hell, you guys will know because shit will begin to appear on this damn blog again!  In the mean time, if you are heading to either Daytona or AZ Bike Weeks, please make sure you come on down, say hello and have a drink with me....

In the next few days, I'll post up all of the details of all the events that I'm doing in the next few weeks.

Until we see each other on the road again,

Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and the Man off your ASS!

Your friend,
Jack Shit