It's been a good ride so far!
Since I was just a kid all I have ever wanted to do was to make people laugh or just smile. As a child, an educator sent a note home to my parents. It read; If your son thinks he is going to get through life making people laugh he is in for a RUDE AWAKENING! He is not living up to his potential. WELL, I'M STILL NOT! But at this site you will at least see me try. From the heart, thank you for even being interested, it means the world to me. I always say, I have not a single fan but many a friend!
Friday, July 6, 2012
Don't miss out on this shit!
Well by the photo at the top of this post you probably already have an idea of what this is going to be about, or so you thought you did. Read on and find out, it's not exactly what you would expect it to be. Sure the Broken Spoke is going out of their way to once again do everything in their power to show you the greatest time you've ever had while at the rally but they got a little something else up their sleeves as well for fans, friends and followers or your dear pal Jack Shit! I have to admit that since the very first time that I ever stepped foot on to the Spoke property, I've been treated like a gentleman and with total respect, well by the folks at the Spoke that is, there were a few drunks and "graffiti artists" that are no longer fans of mine, but who gives a flying monkey fuck about them anyway? As you guys know, for the last few years, I've been selling the traditional I Know Jack Shit shirts at rallies and off of this very blog. A great many of you already own them. If you don't, there is a link on the bottom right side of this very page to order them.
When the powers to be at the top of the Broken Spoke food chain found out that the proceeds went to help me cover the massive costs of Diane's medical bills from the MS they came up with a great idea. They also know that I am notorious for throwing free shit out to the crowd at every single rally and they've learned of the crowd's chanting of Jack Shit - Free Shit, Jack Shit - Free Shit.
They wanted to continue on in the spirit of giving away free shit and came up with this kick ass idea. What if for one week, beginning tonight at midnight, for all my friends who book their camping at the WORLD FAMOUS BROKEN SPOKE SALOON right up until midnight of July 13th, everyone got a limited edition, one time only, one run print, I Know Jack Shit shirt that has never before been seen and will never again be reprinted. I thought that was fucking awesome of them and then they stepped up the deal. Anyone who books during that time period, a portion of their camping proceeds will also go towards helping Diane with the crazy costs of her meds. I must say that I was stunned by this offer and humbled once again by the generosity of the Broken Spoke towards both myself and my family! So do you guys want to see the rough run of the shirt? Well check this shit out. Since you guys know that I'm most notably known for my brutal honesty, I wanted the shirt to be as in your face as possible without the bosses telling me to drop dead! George the Painter took this shot of me last year right in the Sturgis BROKEN SPOKE so it could not be more appropriate. Well that's enough of that shit, here ya go, check out the shirt.
BROKEN SPOKE'S way of saying a very special thank you to the great many of you amazing folks who support me no matter where it is that I go and I am blown away by it! So when you book your tent or rv space, in the notes section of the order, type in I KNOW JACK SHIT or anything JACK SHIT related and the shirts are yours! If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to me. I know some of you guys are going to flip the fuck out because you booked yesterday or two days ago or weeks ago.... just hit me up and let me see what I can do about that for ya.
I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for your undying support, you guys never let me down and I am blessed to have you all as friends. I've already been asked, I can't make it to Sturgis, but I want to buy that shirt..... I'M VERY SORRY BUT As of right this moment,YOU CAN'T! This is only for the folks camping with us this rally and as I said above, it will never be reprinted again. Any of you who know me, know that my onstage and well off stage antics for that matter could get me fired at damn near anytime so this would then fall in to the "collectors item" category!!!
If you have never been to the World Famous Broken Spoke Saloon and wonder what it is like, allow me to offer you this example;
BROKEN SPOKE SALOON
Until we see each other on the road again,
Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and The Man off your ASS!