I have had so many of you fine folks tell me how much you guys enjoy the wild, strange & sometimes manic life I lead and love hearing the stories about it and the people I share it with. Here's where I plan to spill it! Know this, YOU WILL GET NOTHING BUT BRUTAL HONESTY FROM ME, so expect nothing less!
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Since I was just a kid all I have ever wanted to do was to make people laugh or just smile. As a child, an educator sent a note home to my parents. It read; If your son thinks he is going to get through life making people laugh he is in for a RUDE AWAKENING! He is not living up to his potential. WELL, I'M STILL NOT! But at this site you will at least see me try. From the heart, thank you for even being interested, it means the world to me. I always say, I have not a single fan but many a friend!
Showing posts with label Sturgis motorcycle rally. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sturgis motorcycle rally. Show all posts
Friday, July 6, 2012
Don't miss out on this shit!
Well by the photo at the top of this post you probably already have an idea of what this is going to be about, or so you thought you did. Read on and find out, it's not exactly what you would expect it to be. Sure the Broken Spoke is going out of their way to once again do everything in their power to show you the greatest time you've ever had while at the rally but they got a little something else up their sleeves as well for fans, friends and followers or your dear pal Jack Shit! I have to admit that since the very first time that I ever stepped foot on to the Spoke property, I've been treated like a gentleman and with total respect, well by the folks at the Spoke that is, there were a few drunks and "graffiti artists" that are no longer fans of mine, but who gives a flying monkey fuck about them anyway? As you guys know, for the last few years, I've been selling the traditional I Know Jack Shit shirts at rallies and off of this very blog. A great many of you already own them. If you don't, there is a link on the bottom right side of this very page to order them.
When the powers to be at the top of the Broken Spoke food chain found out that the proceeds went to help me cover the massive costs of Diane's medical bills from the MS they came up with a great idea. They also know that I am notorious for throwing free shit out to the crowd at every single rally and they've learned of the crowd's chanting of Jack Shit - Free Shit, Jack Shit - Free Shit.
They wanted to continue on in the spirit of giving away free shit and came up with this kick ass idea. What if for one week, beginning tonight at midnight, for all my friends who book their camping at the WORLD FAMOUS BROKEN SPOKE SALOON right up until midnight of July 13th, everyone got a limited edition, one time only, one run print, I Know Jack Shit shirt that has never before been seen and will never again be reprinted. I thought that was fucking awesome of them and then they stepped up the deal. Anyone who books during that time period, a portion of their camping proceeds will also go towards helping Diane with the crazy costs of her meds. I must say that I was stunned by this offer and humbled once again by the generosity of the Broken Spoke towards both myself and my family! So do you guys want to see the rough run of the shirt? Well check this shit out. Since you guys know that I'm most notably known for my brutal honesty, I wanted the shirt to be as in your face as possible without the bosses telling me to drop dead! George the Painter took this shot of me last year right in the Sturgis BROKEN SPOKE so it could not be more appropriate. Well that's enough of that shit, here ya go, check out the shirt.
It is just the BROKEN SPOKE'S way of saying a very special thank you to the great many of you amazing folks who support me no matter where it is that I go and I am blown away by it! So when you book your tent or rv space, in the notes section of the order, type in I KNOW JACK SHIT or anything JACK SHIT related and the shirts are yours! If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to me. I know some of you guys are going to flip the fuck out because you booked yesterday or two days ago or weeks ago.... just hit me up and let me see what I can do about that for ya.
I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for your undying support, you guys never let me down and I am blessed to have you all as friends. I've already been asked, I can't make it to Sturgis, but I want to buy that shirt..... I'M VERY SORRY BUT As of right this moment,YOU CAN'T! This is only for the folks camping with us this rally and as I said above, it will never be reprinted again. Any of you who know me, know that my onstage and well off stage antics for that matter could get me fired at damn near anytime so this would then fall in to the "collectors item" category!!!
If you have never been to the World Famous Broken Spoke Saloon and wonder what it is like, allow me to offer you this example;
If there is anything that I can absolutely guarantee you, that is that you will have the time of your life and as Jay Allen always says, "we make memories at the Broken Spoke", some come and make some that will last a life time and get this I know Jack Shit limited edition shirt to boot! Do me a favor if you would and share the link to this page and the link to the world famous BROKEN SPOKE SALOON
Until we see each other on the road again,
Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and The Man off your ASS!
Your friend,
Jack Shit
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Consider this!
So many of you have sent me messages asking me about Sturgis. Questions ranging from where are you working, will you be working, where are you staying, are you hosting the Downtown Spoke again, what is going on with all the rumors I've heard and so many more. In this post, I will try to answer as many of these questions as I possibly can for all of you.
First and foremost, the questions of will you be working, where will you be working and where are you staying I can answer with one simple answer; THE ONE AND ONLY, WORLD FAMOUS BROKEN SPOKE SALOON CAMPGROUND County Line! Once again, I have been welcomed back as part of the Broken Spoke Family and I will be the host of the 2011 Sturgis Motorcycle Rally at the Spoke. Right now, many of you are probably scratching your head thinking, but you work downtown and Jay Allen is the host of the Campground, what gives with that? WE ARE SWITCHING IT UP! Jay will host the downtown Spoke and I will host the Campground for the 71st Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.
To answer the questions about all the rumors that Jay is no longer with the Broken Spoke or no longer part of the Broken Spoke, nothing on earth COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH! Jay Allen is now and will always be part owner of the Broken Spoke Saloon. Jay built the brand in to the amazing business that it has become today, why would he ever leave that? I've seen so many posts and gotten messages like Screw the Spoke, we are supporting Jay! This makes the least sense of any statements that I have ever heard! If you say you are supporting Jay Allen, then support the Broken Spoke, it is just that simple, Jay is still an owner there. If you boycott the Spoke, then you are in fact, boycotting Jay. Does this make any sense to you yet? Let me put it this way. There is a relationship between Jay and his other partners in the Broken Spoke Saloon and like any other relationship, emotions can run heavy when you are very passionate and care about that relationship more than most anything on earth! I liken it to a couple that has been happily married for many years. Some times in that relationship, you need a break, just that simple. If you don't step back and step away for a brief period, you can ruin that relationship. Like a husband and wife love each other, sometimes they can't stand being around each other. They have ridden all of the ups and downs together for a long time and rather than throw the relationship away by making harsh decisions in heated moments, the couple decides that a break or "trial separation" may be needed. They don't do this to end the relationship, they do it to save the relationship. When you have a bit of distance between you, you realize just how very much you each mean to the other and you realize that although there are good times and bad, the good far outweigh the bad. You realize that you love your other half more than you could ever imagine and come to the conclusion that neither of you can live without the other! Separation makes the heart grow fonder and in this case, I believe it to be exactly what will happen. EVERYONE NEEDS A BREAK EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, it is just that simple. As relationships grow, you find that there are things that you just can't stand about your partner and there are just things about your partner that you learn that you could and would never want to live without. You realize later that had you not stepped back and taken that much needed break, that relationship with the person, or in this case, with the "place" that you love with all of your heart and soul would have ended. As far as I am concerned, JAY ALLEN IS THE BROKEN SPOKE and I am honored to be part of the family there.
This year at the Broken Spoke County Line, we are bringing it back to basics. Old School biker party and camping. We are making this event as it should be, about all of you, our extended Broken Spoke family! It seems that over the last few years, every major company has come in to Sturgis and booked bigger and bigger bands and attractions, in my opinion, taking away from what Sturgis really is and that is about getting together to RIDE AND PARTY with dear friends that you have known forever or dear friends that you have just met and will know FOREVER! The Spoke is going back to the way things use to be and making the event about YOU and not about us! Go out for a ride and come back HOME to the Broken Spoke Saloon where you are always welcome. We have so much planned for you guys this year that you won't have to go any place else. So save yourself the DUI's and plant your ass at the Spoke and party your collective asses off with us. The area around Sturgis has some of the most beautiful riding in America and you won't want to miss out on any of that and when that ride is over, come back, jump in the BIGGEST BIKER POOL ON EARTH and relax and get some rest because come sun down, we are going to show you the best party in Sturgis!
Many have asked about how Jay feels that I am coming in and hosting the Broken Spoke Campground? Let me assure you of this, Jay is my friend and I would never have taken this gig without his complete and total blessing and I HAVE THAT AND THEN SOME! As a matter of fact, Jay was a big part in me getting the gig at the Spoke and I will be eternally grateful. Come out and support the Broken Spoke and our friend, mine and yours, a guy who has done so much for our lifestyle, Mr. Jay Allen and don't forget to go downtown and visit Jay at the original Broken Spoke on Lazelle Street and tell em that your friend Jack Shit sent you! You don't even have to worry about riding down and getting busted, you can take the SPOKE TO SPOKE SHUTTLE that runs from County Line directly to Downtown and drops you off right at the door of the Spoke!
For everyone who will be attending the rally, I can't wait to see you all! There is no rally on earth like the Sturgis rally and we are all going to have a blast this year. Even if you are staying at another campground or hotel, make sure you get your ass over to the Spoke and come say hello.
Another question that I keep getting asked, "Jack", will I be able to pick up I know Jack Shit shirts at Sturgis again this year? Yes you will! I have an order that should be finished shortly and yes, I will be bringing shirts up to Sturgis, you can pick them right up at the Campground and yes, the money still goes to helping with the cost of Diane's MS meds and such! Thank you all, I look forward to seeing each and every single one of you fine fuckers up at the BROKEN SPOKE SALOON!
In the next few days, I will be posting event schedules and such to show you just what we have planned for you maniacs so keep an eye out for those.
Last year was my first time ever hosting at the Broken Spoke and when I arrived at the campground I immediately checked in with Jay Allen and asked him, "Jay, what do you expect from me"? I figured I would have a 30 minute conversation with him about my duties there and so on. That is not what happened at all. His answer was five words! JACK, TREAT EVERYONE LIKE FAMILY! That was it! Those were my duties and what Jay expected from me and that is just what I did and what I will continue to do this year!
First and foremost, the questions of will you be working, where will you be working and where are you staying I can answer with one simple answer; THE ONE AND ONLY, WORLD FAMOUS BROKEN SPOKE SALOON CAMPGROUND County Line! Once again, I have been welcomed back as part of the Broken Spoke Family and I will be the host of the 2011 Sturgis Motorcycle Rally at the Spoke. Right now, many of you are probably scratching your head thinking, but you work downtown and Jay Allen is the host of the Campground, what gives with that? WE ARE SWITCHING IT UP! Jay will host the downtown Spoke and I will host the Campground for the 71st Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.
To answer the questions about all the rumors that Jay is no longer with the Broken Spoke or no longer part of the Broken Spoke, nothing on earth COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH! Jay Allen is now and will always be part owner of the Broken Spoke Saloon. Jay built the brand in to the amazing business that it has become today, why would he ever leave that? I've seen so many posts and gotten messages like Screw the Spoke, we are supporting Jay! This makes the least sense of any statements that I have ever heard! If you say you are supporting Jay Allen, then support the Broken Spoke, it is just that simple, Jay is still an owner there. If you boycott the Spoke, then you are in fact, boycotting Jay. Does this make any sense to you yet? Let me put it this way. There is a relationship between Jay and his other partners in the Broken Spoke Saloon and like any other relationship, emotions can run heavy when you are very passionate and care about that relationship more than most anything on earth! I liken it to a couple that has been happily married for many years. Some times in that relationship, you need a break, just that simple. If you don't step back and step away for a brief period, you can ruin that relationship. Like a husband and wife love each other, sometimes they can't stand being around each other. They have ridden all of the ups and downs together for a long time and rather than throw the relationship away by making harsh decisions in heated moments, the couple decides that a break or "trial separation" may be needed. They don't do this to end the relationship, they do it to save the relationship. When you have a bit of distance between you, you realize just how very much you each mean to the other and you realize that although there are good times and bad, the good far outweigh the bad. You realize that you love your other half more than you could ever imagine and come to the conclusion that neither of you can live without the other! Separation makes the heart grow fonder and in this case, I believe it to be exactly what will happen. EVERYONE NEEDS A BREAK EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, it is just that simple. As relationships grow, you find that there are things that you just can't stand about your partner and there are just things about your partner that you learn that you could and would never want to live without. You realize later that had you not stepped back and taken that much needed break, that relationship with the person, or in this case, with the "place" that you love with all of your heart and soul would have ended. As far as I am concerned, JAY ALLEN IS THE BROKEN SPOKE and I am honored to be part of the family there.
This year at the Broken Spoke County Line, we are bringing it back to basics. Old School biker party and camping. We are making this event as it should be, about all of you, our extended Broken Spoke family! It seems that over the last few years, every major company has come in to Sturgis and booked bigger and bigger bands and attractions, in my opinion, taking away from what Sturgis really is and that is about getting together to RIDE AND PARTY with dear friends that you have known forever or dear friends that you have just met and will know FOREVER! The Spoke is going back to the way things use to be and making the event about YOU and not about us! Go out for a ride and come back HOME to the Broken Spoke Saloon where you are always welcome. We have so much planned for you guys this year that you won't have to go any place else. So save yourself the DUI's and plant your ass at the Spoke and party your collective asses off with us. The area around Sturgis has some of the most beautiful riding in America and you won't want to miss out on any of that and when that ride is over, come back, jump in the BIGGEST BIKER POOL ON EARTH and relax and get some rest because come sun down, we are going to show you the best party in Sturgis!
Many have asked about how Jay feels that I am coming in and hosting the Broken Spoke Campground? Let me assure you of this, Jay is my friend and I would never have taken this gig without his complete and total blessing and I HAVE THAT AND THEN SOME! As a matter of fact, Jay was a big part in me getting the gig at the Spoke and I will be eternally grateful. Come out and support the Broken Spoke and our friend, mine and yours, a guy who has done so much for our lifestyle, Mr. Jay Allen and don't forget to go downtown and visit Jay at the original Broken Spoke on Lazelle Street and tell em that your friend Jack Shit sent you! You don't even have to worry about riding down and getting busted, you can take the SPOKE TO SPOKE SHUTTLE that runs from County Line directly to Downtown and drops you off right at the door of the Spoke!
For everyone who will be attending the rally, I can't wait to see you all! There is no rally on earth like the Sturgis rally and we are all going to have a blast this year. Even if you are staying at another campground or hotel, make sure you get your ass over to the Spoke and come say hello.
Another question that I keep getting asked, "Jack", will I be able to pick up I know Jack Shit shirts at Sturgis again this year? Yes you will! I have an order that should be finished shortly and yes, I will be bringing shirts up to Sturgis, you can pick them right up at the Campground and yes, the money still goes to helping with the cost of Diane's MS meds and such! Thank you all, I look forward to seeing each and every single one of you fine fuckers up at the BROKEN SPOKE SALOON!
In the next few days, I will be posting event schedules and such to show you just what we have planned for you maniacs so keep an eye out for those.
Last year was my first time ever hosting at the Broken Spoke and when I arrived at the campground I immediately checked in with Jay Allen and asked him, "Jay, what do you expect from me"? I figured I would have a 30 minute conversation with him about my duties there and so on. That is not what happened at all. His answer was five words! JACK, TREAT EVERYONE LIKE FAMILY! That was it! Those were my duties and what Jay expected from me and that is just what I did and what I will continue to do this year!
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