The deal is done, the contract signed and my return is set in stone! Lock up your daughters and lock up your wives, ride them murdersickles over to the Dirty Dogg for the TIME OF YOUR LIVES! I am back! I will be hosting AZ Bike Week once again and bringing my own form of insanity back to the Dogg for AZ Bike Week! Last year was completely insane and I'm looking to not only top that shit this rally but I plan to crush that shit in to submission and make last year look like we spent 8 days at church! For those of you who are worried about such sinful activity giving you an express ticket through the gates of hell, worry not, for I am an Ordained Minister and will absolve you of all your sins each night at closing time!
So spread the word, JACK SHIT IS BACK at the one and only Dogg! Make your plans to spend your time losing your mind with us! I will keep you posted as to what we have in store for you as it gets nailed down. What I've seen that is already a done deal ROCKS! Live entertainment each and every day and once again, we will host our Annual Spring Fling on the last Saturday of the Rally! Last year, the party was mind blowing! It was the first time in my career that over an hour after we closed down the event, people were still lined up outside along the fence just to say hello, take a picture and thank me for showing them such an incredible time! I was just stunned by that.
There is nothing on earth that makes me feel better than making people smile, NOTHING! I plan to bring an ever loving fuck ton of smiles to you fine fuckers this rally! So I will see you there, tell your friends and come hang out with me at the WORLD FAMOUS, DIRTY DOGG SALOON!
Until we see each other on the road again,
Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and The Man off your ass!