Stunned I tell ya, fucking stunned!

No, I'm not stunned by the fact that Ms. Jasmine Cain will be once again rocking the stage at the Broken Spoke Saloon nor am I stunned that I am honored to be once again hosting the Broken Spoke for Daytona Bike Week.  What I am stunned and thrilled by is an achievement that I just noticed.  I've been away from the blog for some time now and I apologize to you for that but I have been busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.  In trying to keep up with what I call "real life", the every day shit we have to endure just to survive and getting my shit straight for both Daytona and AZ Bike Week, which this year come back to back and then being tasked to write the biggest story of my career, I have just not had to time to work on the blog.  I appreciate all the "where the fuck are you" mail and the "is everything okay" that comes in when I pull these disappearing acts, thank you guys so very much!  I assure you, all is well.

Now, what is the big damn deal you ask?  Well in my absence, my tiny lil blog here that began almost on a dare has now achieved regular readers in 100 countries!  This may not seem like a big deal to you and I'm sure it is not, but for me, I feel amazing over this!  It's all your damn fault anyway for sharing my writing and ranting with your friends, you sick bastards are the ones responsible for spreading Jack Shit's World, around the world so you only have yourselves to blame!

I've been spending countless hours a day on the phone, on the computer and typing my ass off trying to get this story together and I really feel like I am so very close.  I'll let you know when I get it done.  Oh hell, you guys will know because shit will begin to appear on this damn blog again!  In the mean time, if you are heading to either Daytona or AZ Bike Weeks, please make sure you come on down, say hello and have a drink with me....

In the next few days, I'll post up all of the details of all the events that I'm doing in the next few weeks.

Until we see each other on the road again,

Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and the Man off your ASS!

Your friend,
Jack Shit

LIKE A TUMOR ON THE BALLS OF THE WORLD

JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S GONE, IT COMES BACK!  You did the right thing, you did the treatments, you rubbed the creams on your sack, you let them blast you with radiation that sent your lil swimmers running for their lives and dying in the furthest reaches of your hairy boys anyway...  and still, that Tumor on your nut sack still re-appears, you just can't get rid of it no matter how hard you try!

 Well in this particular metaphor that I'm spewing out my twisted mind, The World's Nut Sack just happens to be the one and only Dirty Dogg Saloon in Scottsdale, Arizona and

I AM THAT VERY TUMOR!  

The deal is done, the contract signed and my return is set in stone!  Lock up your daughters and lock up your wives, ride them murdersickles over to the Dirty Dogg for the TIME OF YOUR LIVES!  I am back!  I will be hosting AZ Bike Week once again and bringing my own form of insanity back to the Dogg for AZ Bike Week!  Last year was completely insane and I'm looking to not only top that shit this rally but I plan to crush that shit in to submission and make last year look like we spent 8 days at church!  For those of you who are worried about such sinful activity giving you an express ticket through the gates of hell, worry not, for I am an Ordained Minister and will absolve you of all your sins each night at closing time!

So spread the word, JACK SHIT IS BACK at the one and only Dogg!  Make your plans to spend your time losing your mind with us!  I will keep you posted as to what we have in store for you as it gets nailed down.  What I've seen that is already a done deal ROCKS!  Live entertainment each and every day and once again, we will host our Annual Spring Fling on the last Saturday of the Rally!  Last year, the party was mind blowing!  It was the first time in my career that over an hour after we closed down the event, people were still lined up outside along the fence just to say hello, take a picture and thank me for showing them such an incredible time!  I was just stunned by that.

There is nothing on earth that makes me feel better than making people smile, NOTHING!  I plan to bring an ever loving fuck ton of smiles to you fine fuckers this rally!  So I will see you there, tell your friends and come hang out with me at the WORLD FAMOUS, DIRTY DOGG SALOON!

Until we see each other on the road again,

Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and The Man off your ass!

Your friend,
Jack Shit