It's been a good ride so far!

Since I was just a kid all I have ever wanted to do was to make people laugh or just smile. As a child, an educator sent a note home to my parents. It read; If your son thinks he is going to get through life making people laugh he is in for a RUDE AWAKENING! He is not living up to his potential. WELL, I'M STILL NOT! But at this site you will at least see me try. From the heart, thank you for even being interested, it means the world to me. I always say, I have not a single fan but many a friend!

Friday, November 4, 2011


Leave it to a bunch of people who claim to be all about FREEDOM and living without judgement to fuck it up for everyone else.  Sure the party got a bit out of hand last year, but what are you going to do.  What blows me away is the fact that the "residents" of Slab City got up the cops asses so bad and it's not like the police didn't hate us all enough already, it gave reason to the event being shut down!  When the pre run scouting party arrived at the Slabs, it was made abundantly clear to them that if everyone showed up the following day, the cops would come down on everyone with an iron boot!  Well who needs that shit!  I've read a whole bunch of blogs and comments on posts about "being real bikers" and "I'd never be run off like that" and "fuck the police".  The guys from Biltwell could have let this event go on because of all the work that has gone in to it.  They could have sat back and let everyone who is supporting them ride right in to an ambush!  Can you afford a handful of tickets for pipes, helmets, signals, horn, etc etc etc etc and then get your bike out of impound, because that is what Califuckinfornia does to people?  No, well most people can't these days.  So rather than let everyone get fucked by the big fist of Johnny Law, I commend them for pulling the plug on this and letting everyone know exactly what happened and giving people a heads up!  So you rode 500 miles to get here for Slab City... ride another 100 and go to the beach or go camp with your bros.... after all, this shit we do is supposed to be about the bike and riding right?  So hop to it and just go fucking ride and quit your bitchin!

Slab City, "the last free place in America" isn't so much about freedom I guess if you don't see eye to eye with the people who live there!  So much for "FREEDOM" right?  Half the people on the Slabs want us there, a few don't.  A few spent money to make t'shirts to sell and are now busted because their Slab neighbors ruined it for them.  Oh well.  So fuck it, we will just ride on to another place, open the same beers that would have been opened there and hang out with the same people just the same.  All you guys did was make this the event that never was, congrats.  Now you will not have drunken bikers campsites to rob and rummage through, so ya screwed yourselves!

So if you were going to Slab City Riot 3, go on the Wuss Ride and I'm sure you will be quite happy where you end up.  No matter what the case, no matter SCR3 or not, I'm pointing my bike in that direction and going anyway!

Until we see each other on the road,

Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and the Man off your ass!

Your friend,
Jack Shit

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