It's been a good ride so far!

Since I was just a kid all I have ever wanted to do was to make people laugh or just smile. As a child, an educator sent a note home to my parents. It read; If your son thinks he is going to get through life making people laugh he is in for a RUDE AWAKENING! He is not living up to his potential. WELL, I'M STILL NOT! But at this site you will at least see me try. From the heart, thank you for even being interested, it means the world to me. I always say, I have not a single fan but many a friend!



Thursday, May 5, 2011

DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS OR YOU WILL REGRET IT!

THIS IS IT FOLKS, THE FINAL DAY OF THE JEWELRY RAFFLE.  GET YOU LAST MINUTE ORDERS IN BY MIDNIGHT, ARIZONA TIME TO GET IN RAFFLE.  YOUR SHIRTS DON'T HAVE TO BE DELIVERED TO YOU TO WIN.  ALL TICKET NUMBERS RECORDED ON THIS END.  THIS IS YOUR VERY LAST CHANCE TO GET GREAT SHIRTS AND A CHANCE TO WIN SOME GORGEOUS BRACELETS!  GOOD LUCK TO ALL WHO HAVE ALREADY ENTERED AND THOSE YET TO ENTER, YOU BETTER HURRY!

UPDATED SINCE ORIGINAL POST - UPDATED SINCE ORIGINAL POST


I have to tell you that photos do not do this jewelry justice!  Ladies, do you want one of these?  Guys, do you want to get one of these for your girl?  Do you want one of these and not have to pay for it, yeup, for FREE?  Yeah, I thought that would grab your attention!

The above paragraph was how this blog post was originally posted but now, the ante has been upped.  That second photo is the men's Zack bracelet and let me tell you, it is bad ass.  I have the very same thing but rather than it be the bracelet, I have it as a necklace!  You are going to want to keep on reading this blog because now you can get both for FREE!
Here is the deal....  every single time we go out to a bike event, my beautiful wife gets asked two questions and they both start with OH MY GOD!  Oh my God, that shirt is unbelievable, where did you get it?  They are asking about the I know Jack Shit Shirts and the other question starts OH MY GOD, where did you get that bracelet?  That is the coolest thing I have ever seen!  It truly is beautiful, they both are!  The shirts, not so much beautiful, but cool as shit! 


The bracelets are made by a dear friend of ours, she is known everywhere as Chopper Doll, but her name is Daisy and she is truly a kind soul!  You must know Chopper Doll by now, but if you don't, maybe a highly detailed photo of her will help you remember her.  Well you tell me, do you know this woman? 


and as you can see, she is one of us!
Of course you do!  Okay, I'm just screwing with you but, really, I'm not!  A few weeks ago, I got a phone call from Daisy and she had an amazing idea.  I listened as she told it to me and I must tell you that I was speechless!  She owns a company called Lolasboutique2u.com and she makes these amazing bracelets and other kick ass jewelry.  As a matter of fact, if you guys saw those videos that I posted in the last few days, the necklace that I am wearing was made by her.  Everyone loves it and so many people have asked me where I got it and what it's made of, I just point them her way.

Many of you know but some may not, the proceeds from my shirt sales go to helping us pay for the massive cost of my angel of a wife's Multiple Sclerosis treatments, testing and meds.  At this point, obviously I don't sell enough shirts to come close to covering the cost but I have to say that thanks to your support and your love for these shirts, it sure helps us out!  So what was Chopper Doll's idea?  I'll say this, it is a great one.  Ms. Daisy offered me something that blew me away.  Her idea was this;  how about for a set period of time, each and every single person who purchases an I know Jack Shit shirt gets entered in to a drawing and at the end of that set period of time, a winner will be pulled from those entries and that winner will be the lucky winner of one of these stunning bracelets!  It takes a great deal to make this loud mouth speechless, but this surely did it!  These bracelets are not cheap to make and her offer hit me straight in the heart!  Thank you so very much Ms. Daisy, I am touched!  SO THAT IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO!  I am going to set up a page, attached to this blog that will allow you folks to order shirts, right through pay pal and you will still be able to hit me up directly on FaceBook and order them as well, the same way we have always done! 

So give me a few days to get my act together and if you have any questions, any at all please don't hesitate to reach out to either of us!  Jewelry questions or t shirt questions or hey how the hell are you questions.  If you got questions, we got answers! 

So on behalf of myself and my amazing wife Diane, I want to thank the one and only Chopper Doll for being so kind and generous to us!  Now it is up to you!  Do you want to do a good thing and at the very least get a bad ass shirt and best case, get a bad ass shirt and an even more bad ass, one of a kind piece of jewelry? 

I plan to fill out an entry form for each and every person who purchases a shirt.  If you purchase more than one as so many of you do, then you will get an entry for each shirt you purchase.  If you purchase hoodies, then you will get two entries in the contest.  I will at the very least, video the pulling of the winning entry and if I can figure out how to do it, broadcast it live.  That I have yet to figure out but I have some pretty smart friends!  So all that is left now is to get a final count on the shirts that I have in stock and fill in the void of sizes that have been sold out.  So go to http://www.lolasboutique2u.com/ and check out the sick stuff that Chopper Doll makes and I will let you all know the date that we start the contest!  Now some of you will say, Jack Shit, I just ordered a shirt today, or yesterday, do I lose out on this?  NO, YOU DO NOT!  If you purchased a shirt this week, you will be entered in to the contest, GRANDFATHER CLAUSE'D IN, if you will!  So don't worry.  Keep the orders coming and I'll give you an official start date.  We should be up and ready for this by Monday. 

So again, it won't matter if you are man, woman or child, if you buy a ladies tank, a men's t or a hoodie, they all count!  Guys, if you order a shirt, you can just give me the person's name you would like to enter if you don't have a girl.  This may be your chance to blow that lady's mind that you have been trying to impress!

Remember, no matter what life throws your way, take it head on and keep up the good fight no matter what.  You will find that you are stronger for it and your strength will help to inspire others to fight or do good deeds, people will see the fire that you posses!  No matter what bad tricks the Universe plays with you and your loved ones lives, face it with your chin down and your knuckles up.  My wife Diane is an inspiration to so many because no matter what, no matter how bad she feels, she never shows it and she always puts others first and that is just incredible.  You guys have sent so much love our way and I will never forget it!  I think that the key, no matter what you are facing is to keep up your sense of humor!  Laugh at anything that you can, find humor in things that may make you want to cry and try your damnedest to bring a smile to some one's face!  Never ever, let them get you down.....  These poor bastards didn't even know she was fucking with them.....


SO NOW IN CLOSING, WIN OR LOSE THE RAFFLE, YOU WILL STILL WIN!  I HAVE SOLD A GREAT DEAL OF THESE SHIRTS ALL AROUND THE WORLD NOW AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS GOTTEN ONE HAS FLIPPED OVER THEM.  The shirts are top quality and a separate page to order them will be attached to the blog itself!  The page is being set up as we speak and you will be able to just pay with your pay pal acct. right there without any hassle at all.  You can still pay with check or money order, it just takes a bit longer to finish the entire process!  FOR MY PART, I ASK ONLY ONE THING AND I HAVE HAD THIS RULE SINCE I BEGAN MAKING THE SHIRTS, WHEN YOU GET THEM, YOU HAVE GOT TO TAKE A PHOTO IN IT AND SEND IT MY WAY FOR THE ALBUM!

IF YOU GO TO MY FACEBOOK PAGE  JACK SCHIT, (I ADDED THE "C" TO GET PAST THE AUTOMATED CENSORS) AND LOOK AT MY ALBUMS, there are two now that are titled FRIENDS WITH THEIR I KNOW JACK SHIT SHIRTS and you can check them out for yourself!  GOOD LUCK WITH THE RAFFLE!
Until we see each other on the road,

Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and The Man off your ass!

Your Friend,
Jack Shit

3 comments:

  1. Finally I will be able to buy one! I will tweet and pass this around and pray your wife's MS gets the treatment she needs. Hugzzzz for sucess!

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