What could possibly be better than a burnout? A fucking four way burnout! A four way burnout with all four bikes being damn near antique iron! The BMR is a must attend event and will forever be on my annual to do list. I missed the first two and I will never miss another! If you have yet to attend, then you need to add it on your list of must attend events. It is like stepping back in time to bike runs of yesteryear! Honest to God debauchery is alive and well!
Until we see each other on the road,
Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and The Man off your ass!
Your friend,
Jack Shit
I have had so many of you fine folks tell me how much you guys enjoy the wild, strange & sometimes manic life I lead and love hearing the stories about it and the people I share it with. Here's where I plan to spill it! Know this, YOU WILL GET NOTHING BUT BRUTAL HONESTY FROM ME, so expect nothing less!
I'll always love men. I'll always love bikes. I'll absolutely always love men ON bikes. I'll absolutely always love men OFF bikes too, but that's a whole other rated X topic which I won't get into at the moment...but what I WILL get into at the moment is this:
ReplyDeleteI just don't get it.
I just don't get the whole man-on-a-bike-doin'-a-burnout craze. It does absolutely nuthin' for me.
Now don't get me wrong...I love the sound of a sweet hummin' hog and feelin' its orgasmic vibration 'tween my legs just as much as the next bitch, but...
...burnouts must be one of those macho "man" things.
Either that or you guys like doin' burnouts cuz yer secretly enjoyin' those vibes just as much as us females do...???
So 'fess up, Mr. Shit. Which one IS it? ;-)