It's been a good ride so far!

Since I was just a kid all I have ever wanted to do was to make people laugh or just smile. As a child, an educator sent a note home to my parents. It read; If your son thinks he is going to get through life making people laugh he is in for a RUDE AWAKENING! He is not living up to his potential. WELL, I'M STILL NOT! But at this site you will at least see me try. From the heart, thank you for even being interested, it means the world to me. I always say, I have not a single fan but many a friend!

Monday, May 30, 2011

Do this and you can change the world! No Bullshit!

You folks have come to know me now as being nothing but brutally honest and for having strong values when it comes to things like friendship, brotherhood, love, patriotism and Paying It Forward.  A great many of you will remember my "show a soldier your titties" program, that for the record is still going strong!  If you don't know about that, I'll give you a quick recap.  About two years ago while on stage one night doing stand up, I put out the idea to all my female audience members that each and every time that they see a soldier, no matter where they see them, to just stop them, say excuse me and just flash their tits to a soldier.  I thought it was the least that could be done to say "thank you for your service" and sure enough, soon after, I began getting messages and a photo now and again.  God bless our soldiers and are Patriotic American Women!  The women were instructed to say "this is from Jack Shit and he thanks you"!  Every once in a while I bring it up if the circumstances are right and remind our patriots to take care of a soldier.  Once a woman asked, what if it is a female soldier?  I thought about that and didn't know the answer so I asked a few female soldiers.  The answer I got made me laugh so hard that I will never forget it!  Overwhelmingly, the answer was, "we've had to look at so many nasty ass, long nipple hair having Arab titties or blown up titties that it would not upset us to see a good ol' American titty"!  I was blown away!  Once again, God Bless The American Soldier!

So what the hell is with the pic at the top you ask?  Well this is another program that I truly believe can save the world.  Just like Pay it forward, making the world a better place, I believe my PORN IT FORWARD program is just as vital in so many aspects.  Every two months or so, a dear friend of mine, I've written about him before, Daryl, comes to my house and drops me off a big bag of Porn.  Hence the beginning of PORN IT FORWARD and I peruse them and then pass it along or PORN IT FORWARD.  Most of the time that I look at it I am sitting on the shitter and as a matter of fact, just the fantastic dumps that it helps to expedite is worth being involved in the program!  Also being involved in PORN IN FORWARD helps me to keep up on conspiracy theories too.  I learn most of what I know about government conspiracies from Hustler and I learned how not to dress from Playboy.  For the "GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE" folks and the tree huggers, think about how PORN IT FORWARD makes people buy less mags, so less mags are printed and we are now saving trees and the planet.  Do you see where I am going with this?  So now my chain leads to Brother Adam and last night, I gave him a bag that had about 40 lbs. of good ol' American Porn!  I informed him that he must not break the chain and now that he has been PORNED, he too must PORN IT FORWARD!  He told me immediately that he already has several people in mind for the program and that he too will make them aware of how PORNING IT FORWARD works and they must follow the rules.

Make the world a better place and take your old Porn mags and pass them on to a friend.  You just never know the "joy" it could bring them or the knowledge that you may share with them.  Hell, it could change their life just as the article on the Government altering the weather and creating earthquakes from radio waves in Alaska has done for mine.  As a matter of fact, while at the BMR just two weeks ago while sitting around a camp fire, Milwaukee Mike brought up this very topic and because someone took the time to PORN IT FORWARD to me, I was well informed on the subject and appeared to be quite intelligent!  THANK YOU PORN!

So get on the program and PORN IT FORWARD, it will change not only your life for the better but so many others as well!

So until we see each other on the road, do the right thing and PORN IT FORWARD!


Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and The Man off your ass!

Your friend,
Jack Shit

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