Hey you crazy bastards..... you will have to find something else for the next few days to keep you, happy, smiling, angry, shocked, appalled and or disgusted. I am heading to the Laughlin River Run. I am, for the very first time in my riding life and that's a long time folks, attending a motorcycle rally, without a motorcycle. It will be a new experience for me.
People asked how they would know where to find me at such a big event. I told them it would be easy and to just look for the guy with the frown on his face. Everyone wears those shirts, NICE TRAILER PUSSY, at least I don't fit in to that crowd! I won't even have a damn bike! What can I say? I ran out of time and apparently, Motorcycle Titles have an amazing ability to leap out of envelopes, open desk cabinet doors and float right on out of houses. WHAT WILL THEY COME UP WITH NEXT?
So I am off for a few days. You folks have a great time without me around.
Let me say this though, before I go, MY HEART BLEEDS AND IS BREAKING for everyone who has been hurt or killed or has had all of their belongings wiped from the face of the earth by these insane tornadoes, one after the other. I don't often preach or speak of praying, but tonight, when I get where I am going and am about to drift off to sleep, I am adding all of you on to my HEY GOD, GIVE THESE PEOPLE A BREAK PLEASE, prayer list! You guys all hang in there, you are in our hearts and prayers!
Till I see you on the road again, (I'll be passing you in a fucking truck),
Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and The Man off your ass!
Your friend,
Jack Shit
I have had so many of you fine folks tell me how much you guys enjoy the wild, strange & sometimes manic life I lead and love hearing the stories about it and the people I share it with. Here's where I plan to spill it! Know this, YOU WILL GET NOTHING BUT BRUTAL HONESTY FROM ME, so expect nothing less!
You can take the bike off a man, but you cant take the bike out of THE man............Have a GREAT weekend :)
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