Wednesday came and the bar was jam packed all day. People had come in early and laid claim to their very own real estate and spent the rest of the day defending it! If you have never experienced a bar that is best described as "asses and elbows" then it is hard to explain. The cocktail waitresses had long given up on carrying trays and were carrying drinks two at a time with their arms outstretched over the heads of the packed house, it was a zoo and we were still 4 plus hours from the contest going off. Most bike events host some form of wet t contest and they get a few girls up on stage. Most of those girls are drunk and that is the only reason they even climbed up on stage. You get your obligatory "big girls" that make the crowd go crazy. You know the girls I mean right? When they take off their bras and get in to that tank top, their nipples point straight down at the ground and they get the crowd all fired up by throwing one titty over their shoulder and putting the other in their mouth! You get a few girls with good bodies, sadly they have butter faces. What is a butter face you ask? Well that is when you look at someone and say wow, everything about her is hot, BUT HER FACE, butter face, get it? Usually, the Dogg's very own Shelly runs the contest and gets all the girls signed up and it is a huge pain in the ass! Early on in the day, I offered to take that stress off of her and just let her work and do what it is that she normally does which is hard enough work. If you are wondering what it is she normally does, here is an example;
I want you guys to know, that this does not only take place during Bike Week, this very same contest happens each and every single Wednesday of the year, so get your ass up to the one and only Dirty Dogg Saloon and tell them your friend, Jack Shit sent ya!
I want to give a very special thanks to Julie Red from Photopizazz for capturing all of these amazing shots and believe me, there are so many more. I just didn't want this post to be a mile long.
Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and the Man off your ass!
Until we see each other again on the road, I am, your friend, Jack Shit!