It's been a good ride so far!
Since I was just a kid all I have ever wanted to do was to make people laugh or just smile. As a child, an educator sent a note home to my parents. It read; If your son thinks he is going to get through life making people laugh he is in for a RUDE AWAKENING! He is not living up to his potential. WELL, I'M STILL NOT! But at this site you will at least see me try. From the heart, thank you for even being interested, it means the world to me. I always say, I have not a single fan but many a friend!
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
GTP LIGHTS OUR FIRE!
Tonight was one of those special nights I won't soon forget! It's Christmas time and I have to admit coming into the season, I was one miserable ass som bitch! Somehow we managed to salvage the holiday and it actually turned out pretty decent. On Christmas day, George the Painter jumped on his Leaky Latowski and rode down the mountain from Payson to come join us in our celebration of the birth of Baby Jesus.... or perhaps he took the ride because he was going bat shit crazy up there all by himself, we may never actually know the truth! Since we were in the spirit of the day, we decided to make one of Diane's wishes come true. We've lived in our house now for 3 years and one of the reasons we chose this house was the fact the home had two gorgeous fireplaces! Oh the fantasies that those things inspired in us.... well 3 years have gone by and till this day, we've never lit the fireplace in our bed room or in our family room. Well wish no more! Today I sent GTP up on to the roof like god damned Spiderman to unblock the flue while all the neighbors wondered who that skinny prick was on my roof yelling down, it looks clear to me, but it has a bend in it!!! Shine the flashlight up the hole! Oh yeah, I don't think my heavily Mormon populated hood had any idea what hit them! They must have thought the biker scum were filming another dirty movie at the house on the corner! So we did it, we lit the fireplace for the first time ever and Diane has a big ass happy smile on her face!
If I would have had any idea that if you do what she wants and things that make her happy, she busts my balls a whole lot less and I GET REWARDED!!! That video WILL NOT follow!
Until we see each other on the road again;
Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and The Man Off Your ASS!