It's been a good ride so far!

Since I was just a kid all I have ever wanted to do was to make people laugh or just smile. As a child, an educator sent a note home to my parents. It read; If your son thinks he is going to get through life making people laugh he is in for a RUDE AWAKENING! He is not living up to his potential. WELL, I'M STILL NOT! But at this site you will at least see me try. From the heart, thank you for even being interested, it means the world to me. I always say, I have not a single fan but many a friend!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

The Shit Family Resort and Day Spa

I've been getting quite a few messages about not writing and sharing new shit with my friends for the last few days. They say when you live in Arizona, your back yard is the biggest room in your house. If that holds true then the biggest room in my house is a total shit hole! It seems that when your home is 93.5 % renovated, there are always "piles" of projects laying around. A stack of old doors here, two saw horses in another area with molding and door jams stacked up on them, my bbq island that was taken from my last house in another corner of the property, a big concrete fountain that is in 3 pieces leaning up against a tree and weeds near my orange tree that are no bullshit, as tall as me.... Every now and again, the back yard is sort of cleaned up and it looks great and we enjoy it. With the roof being done, the fascia board being replaced and painted, the only siding on the house being being torn off and replaced and everything covered in concrete dust from having the pool jack till it looked like the dark side of the moon, I guess I let it go a bit too far? So for the last few days, I have been in a showdown with the back yard. Hell, I'm feeling so good about it again, I may even turn the lawn sprinklers on. So the pool is nearly finished and I took down some of the iron fence and the gate around the perimeter of the pool. I am torn between leaving the brick columns and "mini me" wall around the base. I have also toyed with the idea of cutting an opening in them to make a walkway through, take them down altogether or leave them be just as they are. I guess time will tell. I'll keep those of you who are interested and ask me about this shit up to date on my progress. For those of you who just want me to post up half naked girl pics or chopper pics, sorry, but I'll get those to you again soon enough!

I just heard that there was another earthquake in Christ Church, New Zealand, I sure hope I heard wrong. If I am not wrong, we all need to hope and pray that nobody was hurt too bad or God forbid killed. It truly seems to me that the world is off its rocker, so to speak. I guess I'll just keep working on the yard and we will have one hell of a "kiss our asses goodbye" party in December of 2012! As a matter of fact, just in case the world really does end, I AM GOING TO BUY ALL THE PARTY SUPPLIES ON CREDIT! Everyone have a great Wednesday!

Until we see each other on the road,

Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back
and The Man off your ass!

Your friend,
Jack Shit

1 comment:

  1. Dude! That looks sooooo much better with the gates out.... You should pull a couple of the center little walls out, that would make the patio feel huge......