I got mine nearly a year ago and I never ride without them, NEVER! NO it's not a 64" front wheel, and no it's not some amazing new braking system because God knows, I don't use them because hell, I don't really even have them. I call what I have, Suggested Retail Rear Brakes, they are not all they are cracked up to be and honestly worth less than a third of what they are valued at! What I am talking about is something that we take for granted and just grab any old pair. Now I know where your mind is going and again, NO, I am not now talking about TITS either. Although now that I am a bit older and have my very own pair to play with any time I like, they are not nearly all they are cracked up to be either! Hey, at least I don't need a bra yet or that just may be the next product I bring to you.
Last June I think it was, I was riding cross country on the Horse Magazine's Long Road. I had planned on going for months. I was going to ride out to New Mexico with George The Painter, Brother Porn and Jay, party with them for 2 days and then ride on off solo to Rockingham, N.C.. As the day of departure neared I started to have second thoughts about riding the Knuck all that distance at such a break neck speed, balls out if you will. I began to count myself out on the trip. Turns out that just prior to leaving I got hit with a huge expense and it damn near wiped us out for the month. How do I justify then leaving for a cross country trip? My dear friend Daryl could see the disappointment on my face and pulled me aside and said listen man, of all people on earth, it is killing me to see you down, you are there for everybody, always, without fail and now I want to be there for you! Really, what do you mean? He said he was going out of town for two weeks and that there would be no way for him to ride, so "just take my new bike and go man"! Are you shitting me? Really? You mean rather than ride a rigid, 64 year old chopper 5k miles, you want me to ride your brandy new Bike? Let me think for a second, okay! This is what he gave me!
I have ridden with these gloves on every single ride since June. They got me from Memphis, Tenn. to Rockingham, N.C. without hand and wrist pain and without question SAVED MY TRIP! I met some amazing people in person for the first time on that trip rather than on silly facebook or myspace. I made business contacts on that trip that will last a life time. I had one of the most incredible rides that I have ever experienced and none of it would have at all been possible had I not stopped in Memphis and met this dear friend of Bean's named Lynn Rowe. I believe that the universe puts people in your path for a reason and what you do from there is up to you. No, they don't all live up to the standards that we have set but you have to take a chance and if they don't, screw em, cut em loose, life is too short to surround yourself with assholes or leeches who suck the very life from you! I almost said too short to surround yourself with Shit, but that would have cut me right out of all of your lives!
So now, I want you to do us both a favor. I want you to go to http://www.qwinerveprotector.com/ and check these things out. They have nine, yes nine, different styles of glove just for riding. They also make driving gloves and bicycle gloves amongst other things. The truck drivers that I have turned on to these gloves say that they changed their lives as well. Also, here on Facebook, you can find my friend Lynn Rowe, ask to add her as a friend and you won't regret it, this lady is first class! I could go on and on about these gloves but the web site is really the most informative and will answer any question you have. They have every glove in ever size from xxs to xxl, they will have a glove for you. Don't forget to tell them that your friend Jack Shit sent ya.
I have made it clear to Lynn just how grateful I truly am for her generosity and I want you to feel the same way towards me after you have yours. Remember on that next ride, when you get off of your bike and your fingers still work well enough to dig out that frozen snottsickle, I want you to think of me!
All bullshit aside, check these out, they will forever change your riding for the better. Whether you ride rigid or you are riding a big road sofa it don't matter, these things are amazing. Thanks for checking them out and the next time I come across something amazing that has grown to mean something to me, I'll let you guys all know!
Here is the link again; http://www.qwinerveprotector.com/