It's been a good ride so far!

Since I was just a kid all I have ever wanted to do was to make people laugh or just smile. As a child, an educator sent a note home to my parents. It read; If your son thinks he is going to get through life making people laugh he is in for a RUDE AWAKENING! He is not living up to his potential. WELL, I'M STILL NOT! But at this site you will at least see me try. From the heart, thank you for even being interested, it means the world to me. I always say, I have not a single fan but many a friend!



Saturday, December 4, 2010

FOREVER A SUCKER FOR A WILLING OPEN MOUTH

EVEN MORE SO WHEN THAT MOUTH
IS PAINTED WITH BRIGHT RED LIPSTICK

Like I said before and I will say again.  I will never lie to you!
I just can't help it folks we all have those things that just turn us on so
stinking much that you have to curl up your toes, summon the strength
from somewhere in the depths of your soul to not act like the
CAVEMEN that we are still at our DNA level.  Grab your wooden club
and just take what you want, WHAT YOU NEED!
I was in Honolulu, Hawaii, I was on Waikiki Beach and I had
been drinking for a few days by this time.  I will admit that my inhibitions
were also on vacation and they were in Aruba!  I walk up to this roof top bar and ask
the gorgeous hostess where I could find relief?  She pointed to a girl walking and said
"do you see that girl there, walking with the blonde hair"?  Yeah, sure do!  Follow her!
SO I DID!
I followed her down a dark narrow hallway that was really
dimly lit.  It had a particular smell, the aroma was so
much different than the main bar area.  I was intrigued.  I can't
say that it was intoxicating, but more intoxicated.  She stopped
looked me in the eye and moved her arm across her chest, was
she signaling me?  Nope, she was pointing to a sign, one of two
actually.  The sign said
<--- MEN'S + LADIES--->
so I turned the corner and life changed forever!
I knew that I was a little bit inebriated so I pretended
that I didn't notice that hot willing mouth. 
So I summoned my strength
and I turned away to the right
then  the worst thing that could
ever happen...... HAPPENED
SHE HAD THREE FRIENDS
AND THEY WERE JUST AS
WILLING AND READY
AND THOSE INCREDIBLE
BLOOD RED LIPS
I FIGURED NOBODY WAS
WATCHING, WHAT THE HELL
MAYBE JUST FOR A MINUTE 
BUT I COULDN'T HOLD BACK
MY INNER CAVEMAN
BROKE FREE AND
I JUST COULDN'T RESIST.
I THREW MYSELF
AT THAT MOUTH LIKE AN ANIMAL.
I DIDN'T CARE WHO KNEW OR WHO
COULD SEE ME.
THE ONLY ADVICE I CAN OFFER IF
THIS EVER HAPPENS TO YOU,
DON'T DO IT
NEXT TO THE MOUTH
COVERED WITH THE
MUSLIM BURKA!
IT TAKES AWAY FROM THE THRILL!

Feel free to share your kinks, your fetishes or come clean
on that thing that you can barely control yourself over right here at
THE REAL JACK SHIT'S WORLD

5 comments:

  1. dude. funny shit. gonna tell my 15 bM readers to visit. i will warn them about your giant, centered font.

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  2. trent, I have come to the conclusion that most everyone I know is now getting old and needs the bigger text so they can read without their glasses....

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  3. That fucking rulz!!!!! What bar is that?

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  4. Lucky I wish to God I knew the name of the bar. If I did, I would be searching apartment rentals across the street. It was like going to Mecca....

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