FOREVER A SUCKER FOR A WILLING OPEN MOUTH

EVEN MORE SO WHEN THAT MOUTH

IS PAINTED WITH BRIGHT RED LIPSTICK

Like I said before and I will say again.  I will never lie to you!

I just can't help it folks we all have those things that just turn us on so

stinking much that you have to curl up your toes, summon the strength

from somewhere in the depths of your soul to not act like the

CAVEMEN that we are still at our DNA level.  Grab your wooden club

and just take what you want, WHAT YOU NEED!

I was in Honolulu, Hawaii, I was on Waikiki Beach and I had

been drinking for a few days by this time.  I will admit that my inhibitions

were also on vacation and they were in Aruba!  I walk up to this roof top bar and ask

the gorgeous hostess where I could find relief?  She pointed to a girl walking and said

"do you see that girl there, walking with the blonde hair"?  Yeah, sure do!  Follow her!

SO I DID!

I followed her down a dark narrow hallway that was really

dimly lit.  It had a particular smell, the aroma was so

much different than the main bar area.  I was intrigued.  I can't

say that it was intoxicating, but more intoxicated.  She stopped

looked me in the eye and moved her arm across her chest, was

she signaling me?  Nope, she was pointing to a sign, one of two

actually.  The sign said

<--- MEN'S + LADIES--->

so I turned the corner and life changed forever!

I knew that I was a little bit inebriated so I pretended

that I didn't notice that hot willing mouth. 

So I summoned my strength

and I turned away to the right

then  the worst thing that could

ever happen...... HAPPENED

SHE HAD THREE FRIENDS

AND THEY WERE JUST AS

WILLING AND READY

AND THOSE INCREDIBLE

BLOOD RED LIPS

I FIGURED NOBODY WAS

WATCHING, WHAT THE HELL

MAYBE JUST FOR A MINUTE 

BUT I COULDN'T HOLD BACK

MY INNER CAVEMAN

BROKE FREE AND

I JUST COULDN'T RESIST.

I THREW MYSELF

AT THAT MOUTH LIKE AN ANIMAL.

I DIDN'T CARE WHO KNEW OR WHO

COULD SEE ME.

THE ONLY ADVICE I CAN OFFER IF

THIS EVER HAPPENS TO YOU,

DON'T DO IT

NEXT TO THE MOUTH

COVERED WITH THE

MUSLIM BURKA!

IT TAKES AWAY FROM THE THRILL!

Feel free to share your kinks, your fetishes or come clean

on that thing that you can barely control yourself over right here at

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