I have had so many of you fine folks tell me how much you guys enjoy the wild, strange & sometimes manic life I lead and love hearing the stories about it and the people I share it with. Here's where I plan to spill it! Know this, YOU WILL GET NOTHING BUT BRUTAL HONESTY FROM ME, so expect nothing less!
Friday, May 31, 2013
and The Super Douche` award goes to
I'm sure you are dying to know who won this prestigious award in a town filled with so many Douchebags, don't worry, you will find out shortly. My only regret is that I was too slow in moving from the table during dinner to catch this self important asshole as he proudly rode by the windows at a snails pace, proud as a peacock and smirking ear to ear. He must have been attending a monthly Douche` meeting because as he came outside to get on his mean machine, the parking lot that was filled to capacity with smart cars, prius' and other hybrids all began to pull out together in a parade of fucktards with this "super douche`" leading the pack! I wanted to stop him, interview him and thank him, yes, thank him for all he has done to make the world a better place and for dressing in such a snappy manner. I just hope that his "super douche` cape" does not get caught in his back wheel while riding away! He was just too quick for me. I even had my list of questions all ready to go for when he straddled his machine!
Until we see each other on the road again,
Keep the wind in your face,
tits in your back and
The Man Off Your ASS!
Your friend,
Jack Shit
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that just shows one thing, that person can't drive or park and this is the only thing they can even remotely menuver without huge insurance claims. A crackerjack licence for sure.
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