It's been a good ride so far!
Since I was just a kid all I have ever wanted to do was to make people laugh or just smile. As a child, an educator sent a note home to my parents. It read; If your son thinks he is going to get through life making people laugh he is in for a RUDE AWAKENING! He is not living up to his potential. WELL, I'M STILL NOT! But at this site you will at least see me try. From the heart, thank you for even being interested, it means the world to me. I always say, I have not a single fan but many a friend!
Friday, May 31, 2013
and The Super Douche` award goes to
I'm sure you are dying to know who won this prestigious award in a town filled with so many Douchebags, don't worry, you will find out shortly. My only regret is that I was too slow in moving from the table during dinner to catch this self important asshole as he proudly rode by the windows at a snails pace, proud as a peacock and smirking ear to ear. He must have been attending a monthly Douche` meeting because as he came outside to get on his mean machine, the parking lot that was filled to capacity with smart cars, prius' and other hybrids all began to pull out together in a parade of fucktards with this "super douche`" leading the pack! I wanted to stop him, interview him and thank him, yes, thank him for all he has done to make the world a better place and for dressing in such a snappy manner. I just hope that his "super douche` cape" does not get caught in his back wheel while riding away! He was just too quick for me. I even had my list of questions all ready to go for when he straddled his machine!
Until we see each other on the road again,
Keep the wind in your face,
tits in your back and
The Man Off Your ASS!