We all get our start somewhere and thanks to a friend busting my balls, I took my first shot in Stand Up Comedy. Thanks to a chance meeting at a Christmas Party a few years back, I have become the performer that I am today. Because of that meeting, my life has gone from heading straight on down the highway to taking some pretty wild twisties and HEADLINING on stage! So far, since that first performance, it has become a wild ride and I will forever be grateful for the faith that he had in me to bring smiles to the faces of others.
This same person is about 50% responsible for this very blog that you are reading right this moment. Mrs. Lisa Ballard deserves the credit, or the blame, however you look at it for the other half. A bit more ball busting and I caved in and began Jack Shit's World. In 9 days, it will be one year to the day since I began this blog and it has grown wildly beyond my expectations and goals that I set at the get go! Thank you both very much, I would never have even begun this undertaking and now my crazy rants and shit are read in over 90 countries. I told you the ride has changed scenery. One day, I'm sure, I will tap in to something, write something or video something that will go absolutely VIRAL, I just know it in my heart. What has gone VIRAL is what you are about to see below! My buddy, Ron Kennedy, the man who gave me my start in comedy is the manager of the Scottsdale Gun Club here in Arizona. As you may or may not know, we tend to do things a bit different here in the WILD WEST!
I see no harm in any way shape or form with this, none whatsoever! To each his own! If you stand in judgement of others, look in the mirror at the one who needs to be judged! People either love this, or they are out of their minds angry over this! This was not "shot" in the mall folks! These photos were not taken at the God damned day care center, THEY WERE TAKEN AT THE GUN CLUB! HELLO? I've seen this story hosted on news shows now from Australia to Great Britain and you guys know, there is a lot of real estate between the two! I can't and won't tell you the level that the fanatics have gone to over this! Some people are just outright dangerous and such is the very reason we need our second amendment right to keep and bear arms.... Hell, I'm even for arming bears, whatever floats your boat! This is just one of the videos that I found, but for some reason, this one made me smile the most! In as many places that this story has run, it has been removed as well! It's madness..... so much for freedom of information! I love that one person or group can control what others see and read!
I hope that you guys enjoy this as much as I did! Ron, I want to thank you for the faith you had in me to give me that first shot on stage! I hate to say it or use the phrase but I'm going to, Ron, stick to your guns brother!
Until we see each other on the road, hold on to your rights while you still got em folks, you don't know what you got till it's gone!
Keep the wind in your face,
Tits in your back,
the Man off your ass,
A machine gun in your hand and
Santa in your sights!
Have a great holiday all!
Your friend,
Jack Shit
I have had so many of you fine folks tell me how much you guys enjoy the wild, strange & sometimes manic life I lead and love hearing the stories about it and the people I share it with. Here's where I plan to spill it! Know this, YOU WILL GET NOTHING BUT BRUTAL HONESTY FROM ME, so expect nothing less!
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It's been a good ride so far!
Since I was just a kid all I have ever wanted to do was to make people laugh or just smile. As a child, an educator sent a note home to my parents. It read; If your son thinks he is going to get through life making people laugh he is in for a RUDE AWAKENING! He is not living up to his potential. WELL, I'M STILL NOT! But at this site you will at least see me try. From the heart, thank you for even being interested, it means the world to me. I always say, I have not a single fan but many a friend!
So what is the problem? I got my very first BB gun, bow and arrows and sling shot from good Old Saint Nick.
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